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the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

(Source: australiansanta)

(Source: distraction)

You didn’t think too deeply about this did you? Of course not. If you were prone to thinking deeply about things… you probably wouldn’t be a Feminist, now would you?
Yooooooooooooooooooo!
Shit that was uncanny!
mind = blown
does he know how clever he’s just been?………..
that person is a lost cause, their entire blog consists of bashing feminists because they think women aren’t oppressed, just weak.
they’re angry at the typical crap that actually just goes back to patriarchy, so wtvr wtvr.LMAOOOOO OH MY GOD THE IRONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This shit is like magic.
:’)
(Source: wonderful-manna)
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play